sorry for my giant drama queen outburst yesterday. i'm a little stressed at the moment. and i've spent the last 3 days assembling binders, doing work a monkey could do. and i know this for a fact because i've worked with monkeys before. i used to make them assemble binders all the time ( Read more... )

( if you want to be thanked or hear about my interview or my thoughts about working with animals, click here )

But I really think you are over-qualified for this position."

AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

why the fuck did i go to college....i was more employable before.

*goes off to drown my sorrows, with the funds from my recently closed out retirement fund*